Today is the last day for you to register to vote in Washington’s upcoming primaries!
^^Really very sorry for using Chris Matthews but I mean homeboy has a point so like whatever.
Go here to vote/make sure your voter reg is up to date.
The August 5 primary will give you a chance to vote on some parks, which we’ll explain more later.
REMEMBER: Intelligent people vote. Cool, attractive, sexy people vote. None of the women of the Ish would even consider putting our genitals or brains near anyone who didn’t vote. VOTING IS THAT IMPORTANT.